Zero Wing
Black / XS
$24.99
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The message has been intercepted. The translation is questionable. The meaning is perfectly clear.
ALL YOUR BASE takes one of the most legendary lines in video game history and gives it the Official Narrative treatment. A grey alien commander takes center stage in glorious retro 16-bit style, delivering the immortal warning:
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Inspired by the wonderfully awkward dialogue of classic early video games, this design combines pixel-art nostalgia with the extraterrestrial paranoia Official Narrative does best. The old-school graphics, alien overlord, and unmistakable phrase make it perfect for gamers, UFO believers, internet-history veterans, and anyone who remembers when bad translations became great memes.
Printed with a distressed halftone treatment that lets the black of the shirt become part of the artwork for a naturally integrated vintage look.
The invasion has already begun. Apparently, localization was not part of the budget.
- 4.3 oz.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!
Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).
It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.
Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.
$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.
Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.
We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.
We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.