A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a gray alien wearing a construction helmet and safety vest next to a pyramid with a UFO overhead, displayed on a textured gray background.

The Original Subcontractor

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a gray alien wearing a construction helmet and safety vest next to a pyramid with a UFO overhead, displayed on a textured gray background.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a gray alien wearing a construction helmet and safety vest next to a pyramid with a UFO overhead, displayed on a textured gray background.
  • The Original Subcontractor
  • The Original Subcontractor
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a gray alien wearing a construction helmet and safety vest next to a pyramid with a UFO overhead, displayed on a textured gray background.
  • The Original Subcontractor
  • The Original Subcontractor
The Original Subcontractor

The Original Subcontractor

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
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Who really put the finishing touches on the pyramids?

This tongue-in-cheek design imagines the ultimate construction crew: an alien foreman in a hard hat directing a flying saucer as it lowers the final capstone into place. Inspired by classic UFO lore and conspiracy theories, The Original Subcontractor blends ancient mysteries with modern construction humor in a bold vintage-style illustration that stands out on a black shirt.

Whether you're fascinated by ancient civilizations, extraterrestrial theories, or just appreciate a clever conversation starter, this shirt is built to get laughs and second looks.

If you've ever wondered who was really in charge of the pyramid project, you've found your answer.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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