A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic of a solar-powered parking ticket reader and the text 'SMILE FOR THE DATABASE' printed on the front, displayed against a textured gray background.

Smile For The Database

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic of a solar-powered parking ticket reader and the text 'SMILE FOR THE DATABASE' printed on the front, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic of a solar-powered parking ticket reader and the text 'SMILE FOR THE DATABASE' printed on the front, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • Smile For The Database
  • Smile For The Database
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic of a solar-powered parking ticket reader and the text 'SMILE FOR THE DATABASE' printed on the front, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • Smile For The Database
  • Smile For The Database
Smile For The Database

Smile For The Database

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
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Every smile counts... especially when someone's keeping track.

The Smile for the Database tee is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the ever-growing world of surveillance cameras, license plate readers, and data collection. Featuring a clean, vintage-inspired illustration of a solar-powered camera mounted on a pole, this design pairs retro aesthetics with modern paranoia for a look that's equal parts funny and thought-provoking.

Printed with bold, limited-color artwork that looks great on black apparel, this shirt is perfect for privacy advocates, tech enthusiasts, conspiracy fans, and anyone who appreciates humor with a sharp edge.

Whether you see it as satire, social commentary, or just a funny design, one thing's for sure—you're probably already in the database. Smile anyway.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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