A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a distressed graphic print featuring the Colosseum and a classical statue, with the text 'WASHINGTON IS NEXT!' in beige and red, displayed against a textured gray background.

Washington Is Next!

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a distressed graphic print featuring the Colosseum and a classical statue, with the text 'WASHINGTON IS NEXT!' in beige and red, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a distressed graphic print featuring the Colosseum and a classical statue, with the text 'WASHINGTON IS NEXT!' in beige and red, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • Washington Is Next!
  • Washington Is Next!
  • A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a distressed graphic print featuring the Colosseum and a classical statue, with the text 'WASHINGTON IS NEXT!' in beige and red, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • Washington Is Next!
  • Washington Is Next!
Washington Is Next!

Washington Is Next!

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
ColorBlack
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Empires rise. Empires fall. Apparently, nobody reads the minutes from the last meeting.

WASHINGTON IS NEXT! takes a not-so-subtle page from history, pairing the crumbling Colosseum with the shattered remains of Rome’s former glory. It’s a reminder that power has an expiration date—and civilizations have a habit of believing they’re the exception right up until they aren’t.

Rendered in Official Narrative’s distressed retro style with muted cream, faded blue, and red accents, this design feels like a warning poster recovered from an archive that definitely wasn’t meant for public release.

History doesn’t repeat itself. It just has terrible originality.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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