A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a retro-style graphic of an alien riding a rocket ship with the text 'ROCKET MAN' above it, set against a textured gray background.

Rocket Man

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a retro-style graphic of an alien riding a rocket ship with the text 'ROCKET MAN' above it, set against a textured gray background.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a retro-style graphic of an alien riding a rocket ship with the text 'ROCKET MAN' above it, set against a textured gray background.
  • Rocket Man
  • Rocket Man
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a retro-style graphic of an alien riding a rocket ship with the text 'ROCKET MAN' above it, set against a textured gray background.
  • Rocket Man
  • Rocket Man
Rocket Man

Rocket Man

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
ColorBlack
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Somebody left the keys in it.

Rocket Man features one very satisfied extraterrestrial making his getaway aboard some recently “borrowed” government hardware. With a peace sign in the air, Earth in the rearview, and U.S. PROPERTY — DO NOT TOUCH stamped right on the side, we're pretty sure authorization was never part of the flight plan.

Rendered in Official Narrative's retro sci-fi style, this design combines vintage space-race artwork, Cold War-era aesthetics, and just enough extraterrestrial mischief to raise a few questions.

Perfect for UFO enthusiasts, alien believers, space nerds, conspiracy connoisseurs, and anyone who knows that “government property” is apparently more of a suggestion.

Official Narrative — Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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