Neighborhood Watch

They said to keep an eye on the neighborhood. Apparently they meant several. NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH turns the familiar community safety slogan into surveillance satire, with three security cameras peering over a suburban fence like the nosiest neighbors on the block. Rendered in Official Narrative’s retro blue-grey, cream, and red style, it’s made for privacy advocates, surveillance skeptics, conspiracy enthusiasts, and anyone wondering who’s really watching the neighborhood.

Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.

• 4.3 oz.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
• Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
• CVC blend
• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
• Shoulder to shoulder taping
• Tear-away label
• Side seamed

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.