A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a graphic print of a blue robot sitting at a desk under a sign that reads 'HUMAN RESOURCES'.

Human Resources

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a graphic print of a blue robot sitting at a desk under a sign that reads 'HUMAN RESOURCES'.
  • A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a graphic print of a blue robot sitting at a desk under a sign that reads 'HUMAN RESOURCES'.
  • Human Resources
  • Human Resources
  • A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a graphic print of a blue robot sitting at a desk under a sign that reads 'HUMAN RESOURCES'.
  • Human Resources
  • Human Resources
Human Resources

Human Resources

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
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The department has been fully automated. Please direct all concerns to the machine.

HUMAN RESOURCES puts a cold new spin on the corporate chain of command, featuring an AI robot dressed for the office and seated behind the desk where humanity has apparently become just another resource to manage. Employee files are organized. Policies are optimized. Your continued employment is under review.

Rendered in Official Narrative’s retro-futuristic style with muted blue-gray tones, cream highlights, and a sharp red tie, this design blends workplace satire with an increasingly plausible dystopian future.

Perfect for AI skeptics, corporate survivors, technology critics, and anyone wondering exactly when the machines got promoted to management.

Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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