A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a silver robot head inside a blue-gray frame with a gold plaque below that reads 'EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH'.

Employee Of The Month

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a silver robot head inside a blue-gray frame with a gold plaque below that reads 'EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH'.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a silver robot head inside a blue-gray frame with a gold plaque below that reads 'EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH'.
  • Employee Of The Month
  • Employee Of The Month
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a silver robot head inside a blue-gray frame with a gold plaque below that reads 'EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH'.
  • Employee Of The Month
  • Employee Of The Month
Employee Of The Month

Employee Of The Month

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
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The future of the workplace is here. Apparently, it has perfect attendance.

This Official Narrative design celebrates the newest star of corporate productivity: an artificial employee who never calls in sick, never takes a vacation, and definitely isn't asking for a raise. Framed with all the dignity of a company break-room award, our retro-futuristic robot proudly takes its place as EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

Rendered in a distressed vintage style with muted blue-gray, cream, and industrial tones, it's a deadpan tribute to automation, artificial intelligence, and the increasingly awkward question of whether your replacement has already been hired.

Perfect for: AI skeptics, office survivors, tech workers, automation enthusiasts, corporate satire fans, and anyone keeping a nervous eye on the company org chart.

Official Narrative — Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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