Eat Ze Bugs Shirt

Dinner is served. You probably weren’t consulted on the menu. The Eat Ze Bugs Shirt from Official Narrative turns one of the internet’s most infamous dystopian catchphrases into a darkly absurd retro graphic.

A sinister, overly enthusiastic dinner host grips his fork and knife while staring down a plate piled high with beetles, crickets, larvae, and other six-legged delicacies. Apparently, tonight’s special is compliance—with a side of protein. Inspired by conspiracy culture, internet memes, technocratic satire, and the growing debate over what the future is supposed to look like, the distressed vintage artwork gives the design the feel of propaganda from a timeline that got a little too weird.

The Eat Ze Bugs Shirt is made for conspiracy humor fans, skeptics, anti-establishment troublemakers, meme collectors, and anyone who prefers to choose their own dinner.

Clean your plate, citizen. The future depends on it.

Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.

•Black shirt
•4.3 oz.
•60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% polyester jersey
•Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
•CVC blend
•1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
•Shoulder to shoulder taping
•Side seamed
•No pattern

• 4.3 oz.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
• Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
• CVC blend
• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
• Shoulder to shoulder taping
• Side seamed

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $49. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a couple shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

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