Earth Sucks
Black / XS
$24.99
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One star. Would not visit again.
The Earth Sucks tee features a thoroughly unimpressed extraterrestrial sampling the local refreshments and apparently finding the entire planet overrated. With his drink in hand and zero enthusiasm for humanity’s home world, this alien tourist is ready to leave a review.
Designed in the signature Official Narrative retro sci-fi style, the artwork combines vintage illustration, bold typography, and a limited color palette that pops against black. Perfect for UFO enthusiasts, alien believers, conspiracy-minded skeptics, and anyone who occasionally looks around and thinks the visitor from outer space might have a point.
Earth Sucks. The reviews are in.
- 4.3 oz.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!
Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).
It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.
Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.
$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.
Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.
We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.
We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.