There’s a meteor headed your way. A UFO overhead. A surveillance drone watching your every move.
But hey… your phone just buzzed.
The DON’T LOOK UP tee captures modern distraction at its finest—a man completely absorbed in his screen while an entire catalog of questionable activity unfolds directly above his head. Featuring a fiery incoming meteor, classic flying saucer, and camera-equipped drone, this retro-inspired design blends sci-fi paranoia, surveillance culture, and a healthy dose of dark humor.
Rendered in the signature Official Narrative vintage palette with bold reds, muted blues, and distressed retro styling, it’s made for anyone who suspects there might be something worth noticing beyond the screen.
Look down. Keep scrolling. Everything is fine.
- 4.3 oz.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!
Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).
It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.
Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.
$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.
Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.
We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.
We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.