They Didn't Know

Same suit. Same briefcase. Same destination. Same thoughts.

Four identical businessmen march dutifully forward, perfectly synchronized and blissfully unaware that individuality may have been removed from the corporate handbook.

None of Them Knew They Were Robots is an Official Narrative take on conformity, routine, and the unsettling possibility that following the program long enough eventually makes you part of it. Rendered in a stark retro propaganda style, the identical figures and deadpan message deliver the joke without needing to explain it.

Perfect for anyone suspicious of corporate culture, groupthink, artificial intelligence, mandatory meetings, or people who use the phrase “circle back.”

Official Narrative — Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.

4.3 oz.
60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
CVC blend
1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
Shoulder to shoulder taping
Tear-away label
Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.