A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a vintage-style graphic on the front. The graphic features the words 'COVER UP' in beige, an alien in a suit holding a pen labeled 'OFFICIAL NEGATIVE', and a document labeled 'TOP SECRET'.

Cover Up 2.0

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a vintage-style graphic on the front. The graphic features the words 'COVER UP' in beige, an alien in a suit holding a pen labeled 'OFFICIAL NEGATIVE', and a document labeled 'TOP SECRET'.

Cover Up 2.0

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.

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Some files were never meant to see the light of day.

The Cover Up tee imagines exactly what might be happening behind closed doors: a sharp-suited alien armed with an oversized black marker, diligently redacting every inconvenient detail from a stack of Top Secret files. UFO sightings, Area 51, Roswell, extraterrestrial life—nothing survives the blackout. Every detail in the artwork adds to the story, from the classified folders and conspiracy symbols to the coffee mug that quietly reminds everyone that "Truth Is Not Priority."

Designed in a vintage-inspired illustration style with a limited color palette, this graphic pops on black apparel while keeping a clean, screen-print-friendly look. It's the perfect conversation starter for anyone who appreciates UFO lore, government cover-up humor, conspiracy culture, and a healthy skepticism of the "official narrative."

Whether you're headed to a UFO festival, comic convention, camping trip, or just grabbing coffee, this shirt lets everyone know you can read between the black lines.

  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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