Eat Ze Bugz

A black short-sleeve graphic t-shirt featuring a retro-style illustration of a man holding a fork and knife over a plate of bugs, with the text 'EAT ZE BUGS' printed above. The t-shirt is displayed flat against a textured gray background.

Dinner is served. Questions are discouraged.

The EAT ZE BUGS tee delivers a heaping plate of dystopian absurdity, featuring an unsettlingly enthusiastic host ready to dig into tonight’s government-approved entrée. Rendered in Official Narrative’s retro propaganda-inspired style, the limited cream and blue palette gives it the look of an old public-information poster from a timeline that got a little too weird.

Perfect for conspiracy enthusiasts, dystopian humor fans, and anyone who prefers to question exactly what’s being put on the menu.

Question the menu. Trust the narrative. Eat ze bugs.

4.3 oz.
60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
CVC blend
1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
Shoulder to shoulder taping
Tear-away label
Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.