Alien Coffee Shirt

Coffee strong enough to keep you awake through the disclosure. The Alien Coffee Shirt serves up Starbeings Coffee, an interstellar coffee company with questionable origins and an even more questionable customer base. The retro circular emblem features a classic grey alien framed by flowing coffee-inspired lines, a hovering flying saucer, stars, and bold STARBEINGS COFFEE lettering.

With its distressed cream and muted blue palette, the design has the worn-in character of an old coffee shop logo from a place that probably doesn’t appear on any terrestrial map. It blends alien culture, UFO humor, vintage advertising, and caffeine into a deceptively believable piece of Official Narrative branding.

The Alien Coffee Shirt is made for coffee drinkers, UFO enthusiasts, alien believers, and anyone who suspects humanity wasn’t the first civilization to discover the benefits of caffeine. From early-morning commutes to late-night sky watching, Starbeings is apparently open whenever you need it.

Starbeings Coffee. Serving this planet and several undisclosed locations.

•Black shirt
•4.3 oz.
•60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% polyester jersey
•Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
•CVC blend
•1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
•Shoulder to shoulder taping
•Side seamed
•No pattern

• 4.3 oz.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
• Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
• CVC blend
• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
• Shoulder to shoulder taping
• Side seamed

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $49. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a couple shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

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