1 Star Review
Black / XS
$24.99
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Some reviews write themselves.
This satirical design turns a familiar online review format into a tongue-in-cheek statement that's sure to spark conversations. Featuring a one-star "Government" review dated July 8, 1947, along with the unforgettable verdict, "Do not trust. Would not recommend.", it's the perfect shirt for fans of UFO lore, Roswell history, conspiracy humor, and government skepticism.
Printed with a clean, high-contrast design that stands out on dark apparel, this tee is ideal for UFO festivals, alien enthusiasts, podcasts, conventions, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcastic commentary.
Whether you're questioning the official story or just enjoy clever, sarcastic humor, this shirt lets you leave your review without saying a word.
- 4.3 oz.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!
Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).
It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.
Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.
$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.
Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.
We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.
We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.