A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a man in a suit and cap speaking at a podium with the text 'TRUST US' and a U.S.

Trust Us

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a man in a suit and cap speaking at a podium with the text 'TRUST US' and a U.S.
  • A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a man in a suit and cap speaking at a podium with the text 'TRUST US' and a U.S.
  • Trust Us
  • Trust Us
  • A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a man in a suit and cap speaking at a podium with the text 'TRUST US' and a U.S.
  • Trust Us
  • Trust Us
Trust Us

Trust Us

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
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Some stories are easier to believe than others.

The TRUST US tee puts a satirical spin on official explanations with a striking vintage-inspired illustration of an alien disguised as a polished government spokesperson. Wearing a convincing human mask while delivering an "official" briefing, this design pokes fun at cover stories, public statements, and the idea that everything is always exactly as we're told.

Rendered in a bold retro engraving style with a muted green-gray palette and distressed vintage aesthetic, this shirt is perfect for UFO enthusiasts, conspiracy humor fans, skeptics, and anyone who appreciates clever political satire.

Whether you're headed to a UFO festival, comic convention, casual meetup, or just want to spark conversations, this shirt is guaranteed to get a second look.

Sometimes the official explanation is all you need. Trust us.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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