A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a pirate-themed graphic on the front. The graphic shows a skeleton pirate in a red hat and coat flying a blue spaceship under a red and beige text bubble that reads 'TAKE ME TO YER LEADER'.

Space Pirate

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a pirate-themed graphic on the front. The graphic shows a skeleton pirate in a red hat and coat flying a blue spaceship under a red and beige text bubble that reads 'TAKE ME TO YER LEADER'.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a pirate-themed graphic on the front. The graphic shows a skeleton pirate in a red hat and coat flying a blue spaceship under a red and beige text bubble that reads 'TAKE ME TO YER LEADER'.
  • Space Pirate
  • Space Pirate
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a pirate-themed graphic on the front. The graphic shows a skeleton pirate in a red hat and coat flying a blue spaceship under a red and beige text bubble that reads 'TAKE ME TO YER LEADER'.
  • Space Pirate
  • Space Pirate
Space Pirate

Space Pirate

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
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First contact just got a lot more piratical.

The Take Me to Yer Leader tee features an alien captain at the helm of a flying saucer turned interstellar pirate ship—complete with cannons, a cosmic backdrop, and an alien Jolly Roger flying overhead. Apparently conquering Earth wasn't enough. Now they're after the booty.

Rendered in Official Narrative's retro sci-fi style with bold vintage colors and classic pulp-inspired artwork, this design combines UFO lore, pirate absurdity, and a questionable understanding of intergalactic diplomacy.

Perfect for UFO enthusiasts, alien believers, space pirates, conspiracy fans, and anyone who suspects first contact may involve more plundering than probing.

Take Me to Yer Leader. They didn't come in peace. They came for the treasure.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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