A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a revolver with a blonde mohawk and the text 'I RAN (SO FAR AWAY)' in blue and beige, displayed against a textured gray background.

I Ran (So Far Away)

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a revolver with a blonde mohawk and the text 'I RAN (SO FAR AWAY)' in blue and beige, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a revolver with a blonde mohawk and the text 'I RAN (SO FAR AWAY)' in blue and beige, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • I Ran (So Far Away)
  • I Ran (So Far Away)
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a revolver with a blonde mohawk and the text 'I RAN (SO FAR AWAY)' in blue and beige, displayed against a textured gray background.
  • I Ran (So Far Away)
  • I Ran (So Far Away)
I Ran (So Far Away)

I Ran (So Far Away)

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
ColorBlack
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Some cameras watch. This one has range.

The I Ran (So Far Away) tee gives roadside surveillance a much-needed new-wave makeover. Featuring a familiar license plate reader sporting an unmistakably over-the-top ’80s hairstyle, this design blends surveillance-state satire with a music reference that was simply too perfect to ignore.

Rendered in the signature Official Narrative retro style with bold blue, warm cream, and subtle red accents, it’s made to stand out on black while keeping the joke just understated enough for the people who get it.

Perfect for fans of ’80s music, privacy humor, surveillance satire, and anyone who suddenly feels the urge to run… so far away.

The cameras are watching. At least the hair looks good.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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