A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a retro-style graphic of a man's screaming face inside a beige astronaut helmet, displayed flat against a textured gray background.

Scared

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a retro-style graphic of a man's screaming face inside a beige astronaut helmet, displayed flat against a textured gray background.

Scared

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.

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A routine mission. A clear visor. And one very unfortunate view.

This retro-inspired design captures an astronaut at the exact moment he realizes something out there definitely wasn’t mentioned in the mission briefing. Wide eyes, sheer panic, and nowhere to run—whatever he’s looking at, we’re probably better off not knowing.

Rendered in the vintage comic-book style of Official Narrative, the bold cream and blue-gray artwork is built to pop against a black shirt. Perfect for UFO believers, space nerds, conspiracy enthusiasts, and anyone who suspects NASA may have left a few things out of the official report.

Official Narrative — because some discoveries don’t make the press release.

  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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