Porthole
Black / XS
$24.99
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They told you space was empty. They left out the neighbors.
This retro-inspired design captures the moment an unexpected visitor decides to take a closer look. With Earth drifting peacefully in the background, a curious alien peers through the spacecraft window, pressing its hand against the glass like it just stopped by to say hello.
Rendered in the signature Official Narrative vintage sci-fi style, the distressed cream, blue, gray, and black palette gives it the feel of a forgotten space-program illustration that probably wasn't cleared for public release.
Perfect for UFO believers, alien enthusiasts, space nerds, conspiracy connoisseurs, and anyone who suspects we're not nearly as alone as the official story suggests.
Stay curious. Question the briefing.
- 4.3 oz.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!
Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).
It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.
Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.
$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.
Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.
We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.
We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.