A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic print on the front. The graphic features the text 'INHUMAN CREATION STATION' in beige and teal above a stylized human figure made of circuit board lines.

Inhuman Creation Station

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic print on the front. The graphic features the text 'INHUMAN CREATION STATION' in beige and teal above a stylized human figure made of circuit board lines.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic print on the front. The graphic features the text 'INHUMAN CREATION STATION' in beige and teal above a stylized human figure made of circuit board lines.
  • Inhuman Creation Station
  • Inhuman Creation Station
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic print on the front. The graphic features the text 'INHUMAN CREATION STATION' in beige and teal above a stylized human figure made of circuit board lines.
  • Inhuman Creation Station
  • Inhuman Creation Station
Inhuman Creation Station

Inhuman Creation Station

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
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Somewhere between biology and circuitry, somebody decided to skip a few steps.

Inhuman Creation Station imagines humanity as less of a miracle and more of a manufacturing project. A human figure is built directly into a sprawling circuit board, with electronic pathways connecting body and machine as though we're just another component in a much larger system.

Rendered in the signature Official Narrative retro-tech style, the design combines vintage sci-fi paranoia, artificial intelligence, genetic engineering, and a healthy suspicion about exactly how the human project got started.

Perfect for: conspiracy theorists, AI skeptics, sci-fi fans, transhumanism watchers, technology obsessives, and anyone who's ever wondered whether humanity came with a schematic.

Official Narrative — Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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