A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with the word 'OBSOLETE' printed across the chest in a retro, outlined font. The letters are filled with a camouflage pattern in shades of green, blue, and brown.

Obsolete

Black / XS
$24.99
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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with the word 'OBSOLETE' printed across the chest in a retro, outlined font. The letters are filled with a camouflage pattern in shades of green, blue, and brown.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with the word 'OBSOLETE' printed across the chest in a retro, outlined font. The letters are filled with a camouflage pattern in shades of green, blue, and brown.
  • Obsolete
  • Obsolete
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with the word 'OBSOLETE' printed across the chest in a retro, outlined font. The letters are filled with a camouflage pattern in shades of green, blue, and brown.
  • Obsolete
  • Obsolete
Obsolete

Obsolete

$24.99

Nice & soft. Premium quality. Stunning prints.
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Eventually, everything gets replaced.

OBSOLETE takes the language of modern technology and turns it into a warning label. Bold industrial lettering is wired with circuitry, processors, and electronic pathways—suggesting a future where the machines keep getting upgraded while humanity starts looking suspiciously like the outdated hardware.

Rendered in muted blue, green, and cold metallic tones, this Official Narrative design blends retro-futurism, computer technology, and a little existential sarcasm into a clean graphic that leaves the question unanswered:

What exactly is becoming obsolete?

Perfect for tech workers, AI skeptics, futurists, programmers, conspiracy-minded thinkers, and anyone beginning to wonder whether “progress” includes them.

Official Narrative — Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
  • Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
  • CVC blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.

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