The Grey Pharaoh
Black / XS
$24.99
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Some history is ancient. Some of it is just classified.
This Official Narrative design gives one of history's most recognizable pharaohs an extraterrestrial upgrade, transforming the legendary golden mask into something that looks suspiciously less human. Regal, mysterious, and perhaps a few thousand light-years ahead of its time, our alien pharaoh raises a question archaeologists probably don't want on the exam.
Rendered in our signature retro comic style with antique gold, deep blue, bold linework, and vintage detailing, this design brings ancient Egypt and ancient-astronaut lore together without needing to explain a thing.
Perfect for: UFO enthusiasts, ancient-alien believers, history buffs, conspiracy theorists, sci-fi fans, and anyone who's ever looked at the pyramids and thought, Yeah... I'm not buying the official story.
Official Narrative — Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.
- 4.3 oz.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!
Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).
It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.
Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.
$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.
Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.
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