Feeding Time
Black / XS
$24.99
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Some locals are harder to find than others.
This Official Narrative design captures a quiet encounter on the shores of Loch Ness, where a curious alien has apparently made friends with Scotland’s most elusive resident. Armed with nothing more than a fish and questionable interplanetary judgment, our visitor proves that cryptids and extraterrestrials may have more in common than we’ve been told.
Featuring a retro illustrated style with muted blue-gray, cream, and alien-green tones, this design blends UFO lore, cryptid legend, and a little absurdity into one unlikely friendship.
Perfect for UFO enthusiasts, cryptid hunters, Loch Ness believers, and anyone who suspects the universe is considerably stranger than the official story suggests.
Feed the locals. Question the narrative.
- 4.3 oz.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!
Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).
It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.
Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.
$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.
Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.
We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.
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