Esoteric Agenda

A black short-sleeve t-shirt with a detailed graphic print on the front. The graphic features a hand puppet controlling a globe with various esoteric symbols like an eye in a pyramid, a satellite, a camera, and a miniature capitol building, with the text 'ESOTERIC AGENDA' printed below in beige and muted blue.

Some plans aren't on the public calendar.

From unidentified objects in the sky to the cameras watching below, Esoteric Agenda pulls the strings connecting government, surveillance, technology, and the unexplained. At the center of it all sits a familiar symbol—and above it, a hand that apparently knows more than it's willing to share.

Rendered in Official Narrative's retro conspiracy style, the design uses a stark cream, blue-gray, and red palette against black, with puppet strings tying together the pieces of a much larger plan.

Who’s pulling the strings?

More importantly, why?

Question Everything. Believe Accordingly.

4.3 oz.
60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
CVC blend
1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
Shoulder to shoulder taping
Tear-away label
Side seamed

We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!

Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).

It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.

Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.

$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.

Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.

We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.

We are real humans. If something is wrong, let us know asap and we will respond right away.