You’re not just a person. You’re a number in the system.
The CITIZEN NUMBER tee brings Official Narrative’s surveillance-state satire front and center with a stark human silhouette embedded inside an oversized barcode. Finished with the ominously bureaucratic “PROPERTY OF THE STATE” stamp, the design feels like something pulled straight from a dystopian identification database.
Vintage distressing, muted institutional colors, and an intentionally impersonal layout give it the look of an old government processing label—equal parts dark humor, conspiracy culture, and uncomfortable commentary on a world where everything can be tracked, cataloged, and filed away.
Perfect for fans of Official Narrative, dystopian humor, surveillance culture, privacy satire, and designs that make people look twice.
You have been identified. Please remain where you are.
- 4.3 oz.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
We use DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing with color knockouts and halftones to give the most detailed and vibrant print possible. We allow the color of the shirt to be the base of the print, giving a much softer feel to the shirt. You will be stunned by the quality of our prints!
Not your Spongebob type fit. You aren't shaped like a box and your shirt shouldn't be either. Drapes well on the body. Will show off your guns (if you've got em).
It's always recommended to wash your t-shirts in cold water only and dry on low heat or hang them to dry.
Order your regular size for a normal fit. If you like your shirt loose or baggy, order a size up.
$5.95 flat rate shipping. Free shipping on orders over $50. We hate paying for shipping. Unfortunately the post office doesn't deliver for free, so we'll eat it if you buy a few shirts from us.
Most orders are fulfilled within 2 business days and ship out immediately. Shipping normally takes 3-5 days. You'll get a tracking number so you can keep up on it.
We want you to love your new shirt. If you receive your new shirt damaged or defective, we will replace it immediately or give you a full refund.
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